Music Keyboard Umbrella

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Music Keyboard Umbrella

17.95
  • Chocolate - it contains both a sedative which relaxes your inhibitions, and a stimulant that increases the desire for physical contact. (It was actually banned from some monasteries centuries ago.) 
  • Caviar - is high in zinc, which stimulates the formation of testosterone, maintaining male functionality. 
  • Oysters - some oysters repeatedly change their sex from male to female and back, giving rise to claims that the oyster lets one experience the the masculine and feminine sides of love. 

These are the things that in the modern day are meant to be aphrodisiacs, but Shakespeare had it right when he wrote

"If music be the food of love, play on."
So if you love music, or love someone who loves music then this brolly is a must.

The technical bits

  • Manual opening & closing
  • Length when closed 23cm
  • Canopy diameter approx. 95cm
  • Matching cover
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